who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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