Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
She walked into the kitchen, said 'we've come to this time of the party,' reached into the bowl of cold spaghetti and shoved a handful in her mouth.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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