Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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