I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
So there i was right, midnight, washing my junk off in my bathroom sink.
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