Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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