Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
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