Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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