loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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