The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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