I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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