i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i may or may not be watching the land before time
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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