I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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