no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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