just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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