Just mADE A PArabola og urine
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
He did a backflip because drugs
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Randomize
