IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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