i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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