Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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