Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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