O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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