He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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