Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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