When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
When you accidentally type "I want Prince William to fuck me in the ass" to your mom there's really no way to take that back.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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