At least make sure they are 18
Why
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Fuck me I smell like cheese
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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