How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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