found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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