when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize
