marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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