She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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