So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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