Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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