well most of my day revolves around power hour
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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