My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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