too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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