I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I woke up in a strange girl's bed and rifled through her mail to get her name.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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