The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
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