Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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