remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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