She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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