In the future we'll all be gay
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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