normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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