i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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