can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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