Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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