love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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