do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
