I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Randomize
