I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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