Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
We had to coat check the pizza.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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