Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
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