I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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