Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I just mistook cooking oil for the whiskey that was also on the counter... They're the same colour. That was not a good shot... I need to not drink alone.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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